Apothegms



ap•o•thegm

NOUN: A terse, witty, instructive saying; a maxim.
ETYMOLOGY: Greek apophthegma, from apophthengesthai,
to speak plainly : apo-, intensive pref.; see apo-, +phthengesthai, phtheg-, to speak.


Fans know them as Coxe-isms — each publication is laced with Donald Coxe's unique take on the English language — watch for them and report your favorites. We'll post them!

Here are a few apothegms by Donald Coxe, taken from past Basic Points issues.
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... the unjustly-enriched gaggle of sleazebags, book-cookers, crooks, Shills, Mountebanks, and fast-buck artists who collectively inflicted history's greatest-ever damage on the capital markets and on established principles of ethical capitalism.
— Basic Points, September 6, 2002 (the emergence of S&M's)
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Wall Street and the media keep excreting this financial glup....
Basic Points, February 27, 2003
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So we got $33 oil, a mad Communist dictator doing a Peter Sellers imitation with nukes, and prospects of a full-blown war....
— Basic Points, January 23, 2003
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The ethical recession — the worst on record — grinds on, but it has been identified and is under siege. Those mutants who multiplied in the slime of their secretions now find their breeding grounds in Wall Street, Silicon Valley and Houston under attack.
— Basic Points, March 8, 2002
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As of last count, eleven Congressional committees are probing Enron. Such pooled probing passion is probably unprecedented.
— Basic Points, February 8, 2002
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It's about the classic contrast between rich, immoral businessmen who cash out in time and defenseless workers who lose their life savings by believing in their bosses.... its about crime in the suites.
— Basic Points, February 8, 2002
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...so Andersen's stumble could be for them the equivalent of a bleeding bull in the Amazon for a school of piranhas.
— Basic Points, February 8, 2002
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The synthetic lease, a creature of the 1990s, is a lovely leprechaun to some, and a dangerous orc to others. The current issue of Forbes outlines how these half-lease, half-ownership financial mules have protected the balance sheets of companies....
— Basic Points, February 8, 2002
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